March 2011
Don't Call My Name, Don't Call My Name.
There’s some kid at work named Alejandro. Now I have Lady Gaga stuck in my head.
“Life is what happens while you’re busy making your excuses.”
– Simple Plan
HOUSEKEEPING?!
HELLO? HOUSEKEEPING!
Come back in 10 minutes
HOUSEKEEPING! YOU NEED TOWELS?
Ten minutes!
HOUSEKEEPING! I JERK YOU OFF?
Ten mi—what?! No! Just, leave the towels by the door!
HOUSEKEEPING?
*face palm*
“Carry on, don’t mind me. All I gave was everything and yet you ask me for...”
– Rise Against
“What are you talking about? America isn’t going to be destroyed.”...”
– Rise Against
“You know that I’m a crazy bitch I do what I want, when I feel like it.”
– Avril Lavigne
Pookie Sexbomb
funnyreceipts:
OOH GAWD
Rebecca Black makes me want to stab my ears out.
“Bang bang go the coffin nails, like a breath exhaled, Then gone forever.
It...”
– Rise Against
“Just go ahead and hate on me and run your mouth (so everyone can hear.) Hit me...”
– Glee
“It’s better to die on your feet than live on your knees.”
– Rise Against
emmlly:
This little old Japanese lady came in today and mailed all these boxes of clothes and dry food to Japan. She was on the verge of tears the entire time. It honestly broke my heart.
“We gonna party like it’s Charlie Sheen’s birthday.”
Has to be my favorite commercial. →
“We’re living a lifetime in a minute. It’ll pass right by if you let...”
– These Kids Wear Crowns
“One night and one more time thanks for the memories even though they...”
– Fall Out Boy
Favorite CSLC Moment...
Knocking on my advisor’s hotel room door, yelling “house keeping” in a high pitch voice and having some random chick across the hall open her door and look out.
“Get out your camera phone, Vern!”
“Live simply.”
“Life’s just a game; it’s just one epic holiday.”
– Angels & Airwaves
