I Love Screwing with Telemarketers
Me: HELLLOOOOOOOOOOO? *long pause* Them: I’m looking for- Me: HELLLOOOOOOOOOOO? *hangs up*
Justin Bieber to Westmead Hospital April 2011:... →
bieber2westmead: Hey Everyone, I just wanted to announce that @JBSource has been helping us out a lot with uploading our story on there website and now, donating some of there BIEBER FEVER Wristbands to go in the #NSN Ultimate Fan Prize Pack! It means the world to what they are doing to help, and we couldn’t…
I don’t take compliments well. They make me feel awkward.
Alfredo sauce is nasty. It’s like someone jizzed on my pasta.
Here's What You Are... →
You know MySpace is desperate when there’s a Facebook Like button on everyone’s profile.
This Is Getting Pathetic
The world needs a lesson on the proper usage of your/you’re and their/there/they’re.