You’ll never enjoy your life living inside the box. You’re so afraid of taking...– Greyson Chance
BJ Services Canada. They don’t do what you think they do.
Come back Peaches, yo baby daddy be looking for you at the front of customer...– Walmart Intercom Prank
When you do the people wrong and they have collectively had enough they will...
I just saw a panda on TV and thought of you. Mainly because you’re both...– Josh
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And boom goes the dynamite.– Cleveland
I still have no idea what I want to do after I finish High School this year.
Being gay is not a choice.
Finish every day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some...– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via herewecollide)
So guys, with your English Diploma tomorrow, don’t go out and get trashed...– My English Teacher
Pencils of Promise.
Don’t sweat the small stuff.
MY CAB SMELLS LIKE WEED AND ALCOHOL. SHOULD I BE SCARED?– Danielle
Paper shredders scare me.
Don’t cha wish your gurlfriend was hawt like me?
I came here to make you dance tonight. I don’t care if I’m a guilty...– Cobra Starship