Josh: *knocks on bathroom door* “I have to pee!” Mom: “Okay…” Josh: “… Preferably in a toilet!” Mom: *opens door*
There is Humanity Left in the World
givesmehope: In my middle school there’s a handicapped, paralyzed girl. No one talks to her ever but she’s secretly been crushing on one of the most popular kids in the school. The 8th grade dance was coming up and she asked the kid she been crushing on if he would go with her. He said yes to her and and pushed her wheelchair the entire night! His kindness GMH
California gurls we’re unforgettable. Daisy Dukes. Bikinis on top.– Katy Perry
Random Fact #4
I have snakebite piercings.
Random Fact #3
I absolutely despise Social.
Srsly? That’s sweet. mitchjohnson: Mosquito repellents don’t repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito’s sensors so they don’t know you’re there.
$722.85 paycheque on Thursday. I LOVE yearly vacation pay!
Random Fact #2
I’ve always wanted to pull a fire alarm.
Random Fact #1
I HATE getting my face wet. The water just feels soooo unconfortable and awkward.
Everybody makes mistakes. That’s why pencils have erasers on them.– Lenny from The Simpsons
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You’re in school for what, 8 hours a day? Why should I spend my time doing school junk? I don’t get it. Most of the “skills” learned in high school honestly won’t help me in real life. Students’ Union and Leadership, fer sure those will help me with what I want to do in life. Analyzing some book in English that no one cares about, when am I going to use that in the real world? When will I need to...
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I’m not ignoring you. We’re not in a fight. I don’t hate you. I’m disappointed at what you have become. I sit here listening to our favorite music remembering the times you never cared. I know you’re not busy. I know you don’t like her. But i don’t know why you let us grow apart. There is…
Take my hand tonight let’s not think about tomorrow. Take my hand tonight...– Simple Plan
It’s better to ask for forgiveness than it is for permission.
Bike-a-Thon was pretty good. Not happy about having to constantly clean up after other quite capable students. I’m not your bitch. Or mother. Got 0 sleep, so I fell asleep about 6 times in the car on the way home (glad I wasn’t driving), then crashed when I got home, and woke up around 6:30pm. How much we raised is currently top secret, so yeah. ;)
Kaylie: “Why don’t you guys kiss then?” Josh: “I have...– This makes English bearable.
Ke$ha Floods Nashville Animal Shelter
What’s the first thing that animal-friendly pop star Ke$ha did after flying in to her flooded hometown of Nashville, Tennessee, recently? She bought 1,000 pounds of dog and cat food and dropped it off at the Nashville Metro Animal Shelter! The guardian of five beloved rescued dogs, Ke$ha just had to help after hearing that the shelter was overwhelmed with animals who had been turned over...
Honor a Mother, Save Another
A child’s future starts with its mother. When pregnant or new mothers don’t receive proper nutrition, neither do their children, and up to 17 million children are born underweight each year. The prevention of maternal and child undernutrition is a long-term investment that will benefit the present as well as future generations. wfp.org
You are beautiful no matter what they say. Words can’t bring you down. You...– Christina Aguilera
I Got Flowers Today
I got flowers today. It wasn’t my birthday or any other special day. We had our first argument last night, And he said a lot of cruel things that really hurt me. I know he is sorry and didn’t mean the things he said. Because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today. It wasn’t our anniversary any other special day. Last night, he threw me into a wall and started to...
I’m still alive but I’m barely breathing. Just prayin’ to a...– The Script
Driving home today, I went by Southgate, where the new LRT (train) started running recently. One of the major flaws I see is there was a GUARDRAIL HANGING OUT INTO MY LANE. I had to swerve (almost hitting another vehicle) to avoid ramming into it! LIKE REALLY? My lane wasn’t a turning lane or anything; it went straight through, and the LRT tracks at NO point crossed in front of me.
I’ve had just enough of the spotlight when it burns bright. To see how it...– Chris Sligh