facebook should just say "a bunch of your friends...
would you like a soda on the side?
Only if it’s diet. Summer’s just around the corner. Need to fit into the Speedo. Ask me anything
is that anyway to treat a princess?
That wench deserved it. WHO THE EFF SLEEPS WITH A GNOME?!?! Ask me anything
I’m not here for your entertainment. You don’t really want to mess...– P!nk
Josh became a fan of Why is Alice in wonderland? She should be in the kitchen.– Facebook
When are you getting your nipple pierced? And am I...
gimmetherapy: I can’t even.. josh.. /facepalm. go ahead, ask me stuff:
To Write Love Her Arms: On The Road: Some Thoughts... →
Alexis Pilkington, a West Islip High School senior and star soccer player died by suicide last weekend. There is speculation that cyberbullying on Lexi’s Formspring.com account might have led to her decision. There has been a lot of talk in the media and online about people boycotting Formspring…
What Stormtroopers do on Their Day Off →
That should be me holdin’ your hand. That should be me makin’ you...– Justin Bieber
One night and one more time. Thanks for the memories, even though they...– Fall Out Boy
I see you all over me in my head. You fulfill my fantasy in my head.– Jason Derulo
It kills me not to know this but I’ve all but just forgotten what the...– Rise Against
I Wanted to Bitch Slap You
Told off 2 dumbass customers at work for parking their fire truck-sized company vehicle right in front of the store, blocking the emergency access route, fire department water access, and traffic. Like seriously? Even when the fire department comes shopping in their fire truck, they park it on the far side of the parking lot with the larger vehicles, not in the emergency access route.
If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere.– Frank A. Clark
Never thought that you would be the one acting like a slut when I was gone....– Ke$ha
I’m bored, and it entertained me.
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and...– Mark Twain
Expressions of Hunger →
Dressed to kill, not killed to dress. →