joshhwash: Archive

facebook should just say "a bunch of your friends...

(via gimmetherapy)

Apr 1st

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Mar 31st

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would you like a soda on the side?

Only if it’s diet. Summer’s just around the corner. Need to fit into the Speedo. Ask me anything

Mar 30th

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is that anyway to treat a princess?

That wench deserved it. WHO THE EFF SLEEPS WITH A GNOME?!?! Ask me anything

Mar 30th

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Mar 30th

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Mar 30th

Watch

Mar 29th

Mar 28th

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Mar 28th

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“I’m not here for your entertainment. You don’t really want to mess...”

– P!nk

Mar 28th

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“Josh became a fan of Why is Alice in wonderland? She should be in the kitchen.”

– Facebook

Mar 28th

When are you getting your nipple pierced? And am I...

gimmetherapy: I can’t even.. josh.. /facepalm. go ahead, ask me stuff:

Mar 27th

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To Write Love Her Arms: On The Road: Some Thoughts... →

Alexis Pilkington, a West Islip High School senior and star soccer player died by suicide last weekend. There is speculation that cyberbullying on Lexi’s Formspring.com account might have led to her decision. There has been a lot of talk in the media and online about people boycotting Formspring…

Mar 27th

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What Stormtroopers do on Their Day Off →

Mar 26th

“That should be me holdin’ your hand. That should be me makin’ you...”

– Justin Bieber

Mar 24th

“One night and one more time. Thanks for the memories, even though they...”

– Fall Out Boy

Mar 21st

“I see you all over me in my head. You fulfill my fantasy in my head.”

– Jason Derulo

Mar 19th

Mar 17th

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Mar 16th

“It kills me not to know this but I’ve all but just forgotten what the...”

– Rise Against

Mar 16th

I Wanted to Bitch Slap You

Told off 2 dumbass customers at work for parking their fire truck-sized company vehicle right in front of the store, blocking the emergency access route, fire department water access, and traffic. Like seriously? Even when the fire department comes shopping in their fire truck, they park it on the far side of the parking lot with the larger vehicles, not in the emergency access route.

Mar 13th

“If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere.”

– Frank A. Clark

Mar 9th