December 2010
“This ain’t nothing but a summer jam. Bronze skin and cinnamon tans...”
– The Underdog Project
“Now Viceroy, we will discuss a new treaty.”
– My favorite line from Episode I
Co-worker: What did they need from up there?
Me: They wanted another crocodile, ‘cause the boxes down here were the tiniest bit ripped.
Co-worker: Ooh wow…
Me: Yeah. That’s why I took the SUPER long way back with a ladder.
Co-worker: Haha! I like they way you think!
“Yeah, I called TELUS and was talking to some bitch at their call center…”
– Mom
“Get the fuck out of my ear!”
– Katlynn
“Are you and Danielle having phone sex? You guys keep paging each other.”
– Alex
“You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime...”
– Winston Churchill
“My name’s Hilary. But some people call me Hill, and others call me Larry....”
– Suite Life on Deck
What did I do at Work Today?
Sat at a desk, answered phones, and threw product down a slide. Jealous?
